My Morning Routine

My friend Nate has is apparently trying to start a 'Morning Routine' meme. I'll contribute:

• Wake up the split second the alarm goes off. I usually wake up just before it goes off.


• Retrieve socks, boxers, and undershirt. This is actually important because the undershirt I choose dictates what shirt I wear. Wifebeaters require shirts with a high neck (white t, heavy t, etc) and plain white shirts yield low-neck (button up, etc)


• Piss


• Turn on shower


• Brush Teeth (while shower warms up)


• Shower


• Spray down shower with Tilex


• Get dressed and pick shoes (I have about 2 dozen to pick from)


• Talk to Nay - She calls usually just as Im getting dressed.


• Prepare breakfast - I usually have a main course (sausage & biscuit, pop-tarts, or something in that vein), a granola bar and something else (cereal bites, etc), and some type of drink. Usually juice, but sometimes soda.


• Gather wallet, keys, and chapstick into my pockets. They are always on the kitchen counter.


• Take backpack out to car and open garage door.


• Grab breakfast - I eat in the car... carefully.


• Back car out and close garage door.


• Go to work.

I actually have a routine for everything. I have one when I get home, when I go to bed, and for pretty much anything else I can think of. I won't bother boring anyone with them.