Reductio ad speedum

It is pretentious for me suggest my own name be attached to something. Therefore I will not request that this be named in my honor, but I would like to release this law to the world.

As a discussion related to speed, efficiency or convenience of a 'program' grows longer, the probabilty of someone telling you to "write it yourself in C" approaches one.

This is related to Godwin's Law and is especially prevalent in Today's hot markets: script languages, web frameworks and fancy user interfaces.